"We would like to apologize for any inconvenience currently being experienced while we undergo a few changes which will be beneficial to you all. We also hope that you will stop wingeing and get a grip on yourself, perhaps even possibly cultivate a little patience. We are only one person and cannot be expected to fulfil your every need all the hours God (whoever he is) sends. We also would like to point out, that should you be disatisfied with the changes currently being implemented, that you should perhaps bog off and write your own Goddamn poems. Thankyou for your understanding."